In the words of one of my three favourite Captains (the other two, naturally, being Cpts. Harkness and Sparrow)
And look here. Chocolate Penguins of Death!!!
Your argument is invalid.
My Advent Exchange Partner, who turned out to be Tina, sent me CCN's Beach Cottage together with the overdyed threads and fabric to complete it and all these other goodies.
Clare sent me this fabulous Hardanger chart book and pearl threads.
Karan gave me three adorable little penguin ornaments
Thank you ladies, I feel genuinely blessed to have such thoughtful and generous friends.